The Spring Training Top Ten listed below.

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09. “Come live with us on the perimeter in forest of azure. Brightly feathered negus singing forget the night.”

Need Explanation.

08. Ass sweat

Need Explanation.

07. On your period. Want a straw with that?

Need Explanation.

06. Gabe wants to go fern grotto – WTF

I wasn’t there, but the source and language explains it. -BC.

05. You’ve got bottle cap on your shoe…

Need Explanation.

04. “What part of England are you from mate?”

Need Explanation. BTW: Brits don’t call each other Mate.

03. Shadow touched…acceptable in some cultures

Need Explanation, but I can only imagine.

02. “I can’t get out of the car…”

Need Explanation.

01. “What do u want to drink?…” Silence, smiles, nodding – Two deaf mutes

Need Explanation.