The Spring Training Top Ten listed below.

10. Dude

Gerald’s new world record for using a single word 1000’s time during a 10 minute narrative.

09. I’ll close it!

BC’s innovative method of closing a 15 passenger van’s sliding door.

08. “What are patrons?”

Tom’s attempt at reading and deciphering the English language.

07. Wet towels in the shower

Gabe’s drunken venture into my personal world, and his repressed homosexual tendencies.

06. Bucket Boy

John’s intoxicated attempt to impress the opposite sex with tales of his athletic prowess.

05. Eeeeeeeeeeeeh

The animalistic reverberation all men should make out after partaking in a shot of fine alcohol.

04. “I don’t deserve to ride in the cart”

The statement any golfer worth his weight makes after repeatedly depositing his golf ball in the desert.

03. “I got a question [pregnant pause]”

What not to do when asking a seasoned waitress from Massachusetts’s a question…BC.

02. Falling Down

Another term for TARD or ALEGIC [SIC].

01. “I have to go, we’re about to go to dinner…”

The statement bellowed by a Midwestern hayseed after awakening from a drunken stooper.