Bill Collins

Hot Crispy Tots Just for JC


Were all enjoying a beer before the Rockies game at 1:05. The weather is awesome. We offered a seat to the neighbor and told her not to be concerned with her husband.

Checkout our Cool HOT Pink room

BP $ JSG wanted it for their fantasy evening, but Doug and I got it.

We are Off! This will be a Blast, especially without Gabe and Tom!!

The First Pitch of the Spring Training 2014 Season. More Fast Ball pitches on the way. BC was on time to the airport. JSG put my butt right next to the Damn engine. I can’t hear anything.

JC, Thank you for doing my work. I wouldn’t trust anyone else.

Can’t Wait! The Final Count Down is on!!

Coming Soon!!

Coming Soon!!

Scottsdale Weather Check…looking good!

Early Spring Training info and Expense Payment (UPDATE 2)

UPDATED INFO:

         I have added the car expense.  Please review the numbers and send me payment when possible.

         BP, you now owe me a small amount.  

This will be the majority of the costs.  So you only have beer, nourishment, and gas money to look forward to spending.

Tweaked the countdown clock to our Thursday morning take-off time!!

Spring Training 2014 Pay To
  Hotel Charros Game Golf Air Car BC BP
Amount 2806.36 400 164 1060 0 594+    
BP 701.59 100 On Your Own 149 76 0
JS 701.59 100 41 265 On Your Own 149 1256 0
DC 701.59 100 41 265 On Your Own 149 1256/801(PAID) 0
BC 41 265 On Your Own 0 0 0

Good Morning Attendees and Back Benchers,

Spring Training Summary:

Schedule:

  • March 13-17, 2014
    • Thursday, 13th: Golf (Legacy Golf Club (The Old Favorite))
    • Tee Time: 12:52PM
  • Friday, 14th : Game, Bleachers (Rockies)
    • Game Time: 1:05PM
  • Saturday, 15th : Golf (McDowell Mountain Golf Club)
    • Tee Time: 12:29 PM
  • Sunday, 16th : Game, Charros (Indians)
    • Game Time: 1:05PM
  • Monday, 17 : Travel
    • Flight:
      • Bill, Bill, John
        • SWA: SJC-PHX
        • Depart: Flight 1216@06:45; Arrive 09:45
        • Return: Flight 1188@12:25; Arrive 15:20
      • Doug
        • SWA: SFO-PHX
        • Depart: Flight 2519@07:50:09:40; Arrive
        • Return: Flight 3696@12:35:15:40; Arrive
    • Hotel:
      • The Saguaro Scottsdale, a Joie de Vivre Boutique Hotel
      • 4000 N Drinkwater Blvd 
        Scottsdale , AZ 85251 
        Tel. (480) 308-1100
      • The Saguaro Scottsdale
    • Golf:
      • Thursday: Legacy Golf Club
        • 6808 S 32nd Street
        • Phoenix, AZ 85042
        • Tel. (602) 305-5500
      • Saturday: McDowell Mountain Golf Club
        • 10690 E Sheena Drive
        • Scottsdale, AZ 85255
        • Tel. (480) 502-8200

2012 Top 10

The Spring Training Top Ten listed below.

10. See picture

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09. “Come live with us on the perimeter in forest of azure. Brightly feathered negus singing forget the night.”

Need Explanation.

08. Ass sweat

Need Explanation.

07. On your period. Want a straw with that?

Need Explanation.

06. Gabe wants to go fern grotto – WTF

I wasn’t there, but the source and language explains it. -BC.

05. You’ve got bottle cap on your shoe…

Need Explanation.

04. “What part of England are you from mate?”

Need Explanation. BTW: Brits don’t call each other Mate.

03. Shadow touched…acceptable in some cultures

Need Explanation, but I can only imagine.

02. “I can’t get out of the car…”

Need Explanation.

01. “What do u want to drink?…” Silence, smiles, nodding – Two deaf mutes

Need Explanation.

Brothers

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It’s great to have a Brother!!

2007 Top 10

The Spring Training Top Ten listed below.

10. Dude

Gerald’s new world record for using a single word 1000’s time during a 10 minute narrative.

09. I’ll close it!

BC’s innovative method of closing a 15 passenger van’s sliding door.

08. “What are patrons?”

Tom’s attempt at reading and deciphering the English language.

07. Wet towels in the shower

Gabe’s drunken venture into my personal world, and his repressed homosexual tendencies.

06. Bucket Boy

John’s intoxicated attempt to impress the opposite sex with tales of his athletic prowess.

05. Eeeeeeeeeeeeh

The animalistic reverberation all men should make out after partaking in a shot of fine alcohol.

04. “I don’t deserve to ride in the cart”

The statement any golfer worth his weight makes after repeatedly depositing his golf ball in the desert.

03. “I got a question [pregnant pause]”

What not to do when asking a seasoned waitress from Massachusetts’s a question…BC.

02. Falling Down

Another term for TARD or ALEGIC [SIC].

01. “I have to go, we’re about to go to dinner…”

The statement bellowed by a Midwestern hayseed after awakening from a drunken stooper.

2006 Top 10

The Spring Training Top Ten listed below.

10. Mother’s Milk

BP’s reference to CL.

09. Walking Tall

Need Explanation.

08. “Another Eagle!”

Need Explanation.

07. Sleeping Spill

Need Explanation.

06. Another $15 Scotch

BC’s lack of concern for the group’s wallet.

05. “What Guacamole Plate?”

Need Explanation.

04. Burning Bush

Need Explanation…BC’s ball lodged in bush?

03. “Gave Up!”

Need Explanation.

02. Laughing Kids

Scotch induced flatulence sets the laughter a fire.

01. “I Hate You!!”

BC’s lament toward Gabe after losing yet another bet.