Mar
28
2012The Spring Training Top Ten listed below.
10. See picture
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09. “Come live with us on the perimeter in forest of azure. Brightly feathered negus singing forget the night.”
Need Explanation.
08. Ass sweat
Need Explanation.
07. On your period. Want a straw with that?
Need Explanation.
06. Gabe wants to go fern grotto – WTF
I wasn’t there, but the source and language explains it. -BC.
05. You’ve got bottle cap on your shoe…
Need Explanation.
04. “What part of England are you from mate?”
Need Explanation. BTW: Brits don’t call each other Mate.
03. Shadow touched…acceptable in some cultures
Need Explanation, but I can only imagine.
02. “I can’t get out of the car…”
Need Explanation.
01. “What do u want to drink?…” Silence, smiles, nodding – Two deaf mutes
Need Explanation.
Apr
06
2007The Spring Training Top Ten listed below.
10. Dude
Gerald’s new world record for using a single word 1000’s time during a 10 minute narrative.
09. I’ll close it!
BC’s innovative method of closing a 15 passenger van’s sliding door.
08. “What are patrons?”
Tom’s attempt at reading and deciphering the English language.
07. Wet towels in the shower
Gabe’s drunken venture into my personal world, and his repressed homosexual tendencies.
06. Bucket Boy
John’s intoxicated attempt to impress the opposite sex with tales of his athletic prowess.
05. Eeeeeeeeeeeeh
The animalistic reverberation all men should make out after partaking in a shot of fine alcohol.
04. “I don’t deserve to ride in the cart”
The statement any golfer worth his weight makes after repeatedly depositing his golf ball in the desert.
03. “I got a question [pregnant pause]”
What not to do when asking a seasoned waitress from Massachusetts’s a question…BC.
02. Falling Down
Another term for TARD or ALEGIC [SIC].
01. “I have to go, we’re about to go to dinner…”
The statement bellowed by a Midwestern hayseed after awakening from a drunken stooper.
Mar
28
2006The Spring Training Top Ten listed below.
10. Mother’s Milk
BP’s reference to CL.
09. Walking Tall
Need Explanation.
08. “Another Eagle!”
Need Explanation.
07. Sleeping Spill
Need Explanation.
06. Another $15 Scotch
BC’s lack of concern for the group’s wallet.
05. “What Guacamole Plate?”
Need Explanation.
04. Burning Bush
Need Explanation…BC’s ball lodged in bush?
03. “Gave Up!”
Need Explanation.
02. Laughing Kids
Scotch induced flatulence sets the laughter a fire.
01. “I Hate You!!”
BC’s lament toward Gabe after losing yet another bet.
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